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{"type":"standard","title":"1992 Intercontinental Cup","displaytitle":"1992 Intercontinental Cup","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2669397","titles":{"canonical":"1992_Intercontinental_Cup","normalized":"1992 Intercontinental Cup","display":"1992 Intercontinental Cup"},"pageid":24778567,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/ToyotaCup1992.jpg","width":200,"height":283},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/ToyotaCup1992.jpg","width":200,"height":283},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263356826","tid":"6494434b-bb6e-11ef-86fd-3c764284af99","timestamp":"2024-12-16T05:27:08Z","description":"Association football match","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Intercontinental_Cup","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Intercontinental_Cup?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Intercontinental_Cup?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1992_Intercontinental_Cup"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Intercontinental_Cup","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/1992_Intercontinental_Cup","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Intercontinental_Cup?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1992_Intercontinental_Cup"}},"extract":"The 1992 Intercontinental Cup was an association football match played on 13 December 1992, between FC Barcelona, winners of the 1991–92 European Cup, and São Paulo, winners of the 1992 Copa Libertadores. The match was played at the National Stadium in Tokyo. It was both Barcelona and São Paulo's first appearances into the competition. São Paulo won the match 2–1.","extract_html":"
The 1992 Intercontinental Cup was an association football match played on 13 December 1992, between FC Barcelona, winners of the 1991–92 European Cup, and São Paulo, winners of the 1992 Copa Libertadores. The match was played at the National Stadium in Tokyo. It was both Barcelona and São Paulo's first appearances into the competition. São Paulo won the match 2–1.
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