{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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